Bitchly's sassy opinion

To answer the questions!
Yes. I totes gave him my number after we hugged for like two full minutes in front of everyone.
No. His dick stayed in his suit.

I was just like what, yes. You want this? I want you to have this. Here, take it.
I randomly smile when I think about it. It’s really dumb.

Dick Grayson Moments- Dickbats

mishasminions:

SO IF YOU SAY “I’M SO DONE WITH THIS SHOW. IT’S TERRIBLE. THE ACTORS SUCK. I’M NEVER WATCHING IT AGAIN”

OKAY THAT’S GREAT. GOOD FOR YOU. I DON’T REALLY CARE IF YOU STOP WATCHING IT COZ IT’S YOUR LIFE SO WHATEVER. DO YOU WANT A MEDAL?

BUT NOW THAT YOU’VE ANNOUNCED YOURSELF, IT’S TIME TO PIPE THE FUCK DOWN AND MOVE ON BECAUSE I DON’T REALLY WANT YOUR NEGATIVITY ANYWHERE NEAR ME WHEN I’M PERFECTLY HAPPY WATCHING THE SHOW.

This

just-marvel-things:

Didn’t think i could get anymore excited about this film

sasaq:

ズサーー コツメカワウソ #カワウソ #AsianShortclawedOtter #otter #宮島水族館 (via リラ @lilla_tiara | Websta)

wingb0t:

downward dog lmao

If the signs were mythological creatures:
Aries: Werewolf
Taurus: Hell hound
Gemini: Doppelgänger
Cancer: Banshee
Leo: Fairy
Virgo: Angel
Libra: Nymph
Scorpio: Siren
Sagittarius: Ghost
Capricorn: Mermaid
Aquarius: Vampire
Pisces: Shapeshifter