Bitchly's sassy opinion

wildcosmia:

this is adorable, holy shit.

the-fandoms-are-cool:

how I discovered I was pansexual

  • shit that guy’s hot
  • oh fuck that girl’s hot too
  • wait what trans people are hot as well
  • damn sweet jesus I’m not sure what gender you are but you’re very hot
  • is there a term for this condition

thejokeishomestuck:

thesparkofourlives:

thejokeishomestuck:

Who the fuck brought back my 3AMstuck comic. 

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imageI regret nothing

I hate you.

It’s scary to find someone that makes you happy. You start giving them all of your attention because they’re what makes you forget everything bad that’s going on in your life. They’re the first person you want to talk to in the morning and the last one before you sleep just so you can start and end your day with a smile. It all sounds great to have that someone, but it’s scary to think about how easily they could just leave and take that happiness away too when they go.

whatnycusedtobe:

once i was having a sleepover and it was like three in the morning and my friend just says ‘what if there was a store just for food?’ 

then three minutes later she blurted out ‘grocery store’ 

perlockholmes:

notcanonyet:

I demand an answer

clintofbartonia:

thejohnlockgames:

iwillalwaysfindyousnow:

onceuponatimeinerebor:

consultingsuperhusbands:

jashingirl:

i-o-u-an-assbutt:

for-the-love-of-scarves:

a-mind-occupied-by-tennant:

p0isone:

I will never get over the inequality that men’s jackets have inside pockets and women’s jackets don’t. 

Amen.

I have nowhere to put my sonic screwdriver.

or my fake fbi badge

Or my pocket magnifying glass

or my wand

or my psychic paper

Or my precious

I lost it at my precious

so did smeageol